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La Gondola

WHAT: La Gondola (Italian Cuisine)
WHERE: 2914 N. Ashland Ave.

OUR RATING: Skip It!

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You don’t have to travel to the boot of Western Europe to enjoy some amazing Italian food. Chicago is jam-packed with restaurants serving this popular cuisine, and not just in Little Italy. But next time you’re craving some homemade pasta or some thin crust pizza, stay far, far away from La Gondola.

La Gondola has two Lakeview locations, one at 1258 West Belmont Avenue and the other at 2914 N. Ashland Avenue. We don’t understand why they would place their two locations so near to one another and cannibalize each other’s market, but frankly, we couldn’t care less.

(tripadvisor.com)

(tripadvisor.com)

We made reservations at La Gondola hoping for a relaxed and intimate evening, enjoying one another’s company. When we arrived at the Ashland site we were a little surprised at its strip mall location, but undeterred. Some of the best foodie spots are off the beaten path.

The interior of La Gondola is extremely tiny, fitting a little more than half a dozen tables. Intimate? Yes, we suppose it’s pretty cozy, albeit a bit claustrophobic. The decor is nothing particularly special, but you’re able to get away from the parking-lot exterior rather well.

(lagondola.com)

(lagondolachicago.com)

Once we sat down, our night quickly got off to a terrible start, with our waiter bringing [warm, fresh] bread to our table and speaking to us in a horribly annoyed and condescending manner. We’re not entirely sure what his problem was, but again, we don’t care–just know that we were immediately put off. We’ve had our fair share of poor service (or lack thereof), so we tried to move on and instead focused on their gigantic and delicious sounding menu.

(lagondola.com)

(lagondolachicago.com)

Despite usually ordering two different things to try new flavors, we both loved the sound of the Mostaccioli Salmanate with fresh sliced mushrooms and smoked salmon in a tomato and cream sauce over mostaccioli. After ordering with Mr. Horrible Waiter, we waited what seemed like ages, only to receive two [heapingly] cold plates of salt with salmon pasta. Don’t get us wrong – we love our salt, but this was the saltiest dish we’ve ever tasted, and almost sent it back. However, after waiting such a long time and having to deal with Mr. Horrible Waiter, we really just wanted to eat and get through the dinner.

Soon ready to leave, we presented our waiter with a Groupon we had purchased. However, apparently, we were $2 off the necessary amount ‘needed to use the Groupon’ (we’ve never had that problem before), so we ordered a cannoli to try to round out the night. What did Mr. Horrible Waiter bring instead? Basically a few tiny dry rolls stuffed with minimal pistachios. Yum.

This place is way too pricey (entrees average around $20), way too rude, and way too unexceptional for you to even step foot in their parking lot, unless you plan to shop at another store in the strip mall.

It’s a perfect way to ruin a date though, if that’s what you’re after.

The Map Room

WHAT: The Map Room (Bar/Beer Garden)
WHERE: 1949 N. Hoyne Ave.

OUR RATING: Do it!

(maproom.com)

(maproom.com)

Buried treasure isn’t exactly what one is looking for in a city (although it’s always nice to find). The Map Room in Bucktown not only allowed us to uncover a full treasure chest’s of world beers, but also immerse ourselves in the experience of exploration, right down to the cartography on the walls and the National Geographics on the shelves.

With over 200 brands of beer and 36 brewing styles, The Map Room can seem a bit daunting. But, never fear, your trusty menu is here, and choosing anything from it is sure to land you on some far off tropical land, or at least on the galleon traveling there.

(maproom.com)

(maproom.com)

Once you’ve settled down to your cozy nautical table, you’ve got a lot of choices on your hands, so we’ve picked some brews for you to start out with. Grab your library card folks, ‘cause you’re about to journey through the Land of Adventure (if you don’t know what we’re talking about see here):

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(lindemans.be)

Lindemans Framboise (Horror) Dr. Jekyll would surely approve of this exceedingly sweet, raspberry lambic of a potion. If you’ve never had a fruit beer before, the experience could be overpowering. Yet, its sweetness lends to its uniqueness and, at $7, it is decently priced for such an exotic beer.

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Arcadia Starboard Stout (Adventure) Pirates are known for their strong brews and lust for treasure. This little gem comes in a 20 oz glass for only $6, so you can save your own treasure and experience the seven seas. An oatmeal stout with dark, smooth notes, a hint of chocolate and a dry finish, Starboard Stout is a meal unto itself and fully fortifies you for a night of swashbuckling.

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(newhollandbrew.com)

New Holland Dragon’s Milk (Fantasy) All we can say is Whoopi!  Dragon’s Milk might as well have come from the real thing, and its deep red colouring and oaky flavour are reminiscent of the perfumed aromas around King Arthur’s Round Table. Definitely worth your while even at the rather steep $7 for 10 oz. Since dragons are extinct, this is a bargain.

(maproom.com)

(maproom.com)

Despite a plethora of bottled beers on the wall, we highly suggest you go draft with their 26 taps, or try their cask-conditioned ale on handpump which rotates at least once a week. A note of import: the proper glass is always used for each style.

But if beer really isn’t your thing (even one of their gluten-free beers), their full-service bar also includes ciders, mead and the rest of the alcohol crew. The bar is cash only, so be sure to bring some bills.

(maproom.com)

(maproom.com)

Rally your crew, grab your grog, and thumb through the Nat Geos to plan your next expedition upon the high seas. We know one thing for sure: you’ll leave in high spirits.

P.S. Every month or so you can walk the plank with brewmaster Greg Brown of Mickey Finn’s Brewery at The Map Room’s Beer School. For about $25 you can join fellow classmates and study a few beers, from what you’re tasting and smelling down to the ingredients and processes that are informing those very same flavors and aromas.

Concerning Strange Devices from the Distant West

WHAT: Concerning Strange Devices from the Distant West (Theater)
WHEN: January 15 – April 14, 2013 (Previews from January 15-23)
WHERE: TimeLine Theatre Company (615 W. Wellington Ave.)
RUN TIME: 90 minutes, no intermission
HOST: TimeLine Theatre Company

OUR RATING: Chance It!

(timelinetheatre.com)

(timelinetheatre.com)

Pack your bags and get ready to travel from East to West and across time in the Midwest Premiere of Naomi Iizuka’s Concerning Strange Devices from the Distant West, now playing at TimeLine Theatre Company in Lakeview East.

We visited TimeLine last season for Enron and were pretty impressed. Their mission is to present stories inspired by history that connect with the social and political issues of today. Concerning Strange Devices definitely hits this target, but we were generally more impressed by TimeLine’s production than by Iizuka’s script.

Last night we attended the first preview performance, so please take this review with a grain of salt. As we both know well, until their opening night on January 24th, this piece is still a work in progress, so a lot could change before you set foot in director Lisa Portes’ vision.

Pictured: Rebecca Spence as Isabel Hewlett. (timelinetheatre.com)

Rebecca Spence as Isabel Hewlett. (timelinetheatre.com)

And what a vision it is. As soon as you walk into the lobby you are subsumed within a fascinating, interactive and educational foray into the history of Japanese tattoos and photography with a well-thought out lobby display designed by Dina Spoerl. It’s small, but it sure packs its share of punches.

After milling about the lobby you are welcomed with open arms into the performance space through a hyper-surreal tunnel of beautiful giant Japanese paper lanterns and into an Alley-configuration theatre with a projection screen puzzle on the opposite wall.

The play focuses on several characters across the span of the 19th century to the present day. The central theme is the camera, which captures both the real and imaginary, and blurs the line between the two. In the late 1800s, an American woman, Isabel Hewlett (Rebecca Spence), discovers the magic of Japan through the camera of photographer Adolfo Farsari (Michael McKeogh). In the present day, a collector of rare photographs (also McKeogh) travels to Japan to negotiate a deal for the very same Farsari photos. Except, this isn’t the whole story, but we shall not say more.

Playwright Naomi Iizuka (timelinetheatre.com)

Playwright Naomi Iizuka (timelinetheatre.com)

Adam: I was most impressed by the design of the set and lighting, which allowed one to enter the world of the production as a member, rather than a spectator. I was also extremely happy with most performances, although Tiffany Villarin (as A Woman in a Kimono, A Servant Girl and Kiku) tended to be weaker than her co-stars. While the production was held together well, my biggest concern is the script. Iizuka creates jumpy, underdeveloped dialogue that sounds oddly like a devised piece from a college than a professionally written piece of theatre. She also seems to have a tenuous grasp of the history surrounding the production (i.e. Farsari’s sexuality), as well as the neurological underpinnings of sight.

That being said, this does not belittle the production itself, and TimeLine does an admirable job of bringing seriously flawed material to life through impeccable line delivery and world creation. It is a shame that TimeLine chose to give Iizuka’s shaky script a go, however, when so many more worthy playwrights remain unproduced.

Director Lisa Portes (timelinetheatre.com)

Director Lisa Portes (timelinetheatre.com)

Alicia: What really made this show: Spence’s star performance, Mike Tutaj’s dazzling projection design, Portes’ surreal/fantastical/sexy transitions, and the fact that pieces of the lobby infiltrated the performance space. This team really thought about the audience experience.

As the space is so intimate, even the smallest details are important, and while Julia Eberhardt’s props capitalized on this with their intricacies, scenic designer Brian Sidney Bembridge’s flooring and Costume Designer Janice Pytel’s take on Hewlett’s Victorian dress cheapened the experience. However, major kudos to them all for being able to transition back and forth and tackle this multifaceted world.

(timelinetheatre.com)

(timelinetheatre.com)

Final thoughts: For all our criticism of the production, it must be remembered that it is only currently in previews and will be until January 23. We expect that, as more runs are completed, the show will tighten and become even more enjoyable to watch.

In a way, it is simply worth going to see the amazing design elements, that allow you to transition from a little Japanese camera shop in the 1880s to a chic high-rise bar in modern Tokyo with effortless finesse.

P.S.: For examples of the photographs taken by Farsari, check out the authoritative and complete Photography in Japan 1853-1912

A word of warning: this production is not appropriate for children.

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