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The Grid

WHAT: The Grid (Bar)
WHERE: 351 W. Hubbard St.

OUR RATING: Skip It!

The Grid – a strange bar with a strange name in a strange part of town. Unusually, we would jump at such supposed exoticism. In this case, we can think of nowhere more undeserving of your time and money that this ridiculously confused, rude and rotten little space in River North that dares to call itself a venue of “class and comfort”. As connoisseurs of both the aforementioned virtues, we can categorically say that The Grid lacks them in abundance, and we would be pleased to see the whole place shunned by our readers for inflicting itself upon your beloved authors.

Adam: As a critic, one must keep an open mind about a venue, trying not to judge it too harshly and thinking empathetically about the time and effort the proprietors put into providing your experience, thus mitigating your vitriol to a more acceptable level. I shall not be doing that here as The Grid doesn’t deserve such unabashed charity. In fact, I will be dissecting this establishment piece by piece in order to illuminate for you the most lurid details that will serve to shock and disgust.

(thegridchicago.com)

(thegridchicago.com)

We attended The Grid as invitees for their customer appreciation day Gratitude Party. Off the bat it looked like a great idea, but when you subject your guests to something for which they are wholly ungrateful, one cannot help but laugh at the complete ignorance of the event planners. To start, doors were supposed to open sharply at 2pm. It being brisk as a witch’s teat outside, I was eager to get in and warm up a little. Of course, we waited, and waited and waited…only to be granted access at the intolerably late hour of 2:30! Rule of thumb: if you invite the press to an event, don’t make them bloody cold outside.

The fiasco that followed is best related to you by my co-author, and you can look forward to it below, but I will touch further here on some other problems we encountered. The venue itself is boring. Small, cramped and dark, it serves little purpose and reminds one of the basement of a rather ordinary home, done up to look posh. With one bar and a few alcoves, the imagination is not fired (despite numerous vent-less fireplaces), and you immediately get a feeling of foreboding that you have entered at all.

(thegridchicago.com)

(thegridchicago.com)

On the upshot, the drinks do sound fascinating, but tend to be extremely sweet and non-alcoholic. It’s obvious that this establishment is trying to sell me a piece of coal as a diamond: what an utterly useless business strategy. Similarly, the food is sterile at best, even when served in jars that are supposed to make you coo with joy, and yet contain what might be WWI trench rations.

Alicia: Having worked in a variety of customer-centric companies in my life, I have a very strong opinion on what customer service should be and believe that there are enough businesses around and so many people in need of work that only the most fit and customer-friendly should survive in this economy. In this case, The Grid and its employees have no business being patronized for their complete lack of customer service.

(thegridchicago.com)

(thegridchicago.com)

Basically, they completely trampled all over the meaning of customer appreciation. After making us wait outside in the bitter cold, when we were finally invited in there were only two or three tables open for dozens of guests to use – all of the booths were reserved for who knows who. And right after taking a seat and shedding our warm gear, we were told that there was a mandatory $2 coat check, and that all we were getting as part of ‘gratitude day’ was no cover, and that all drinks and food were normal prices, etc.

(thegridchicago.com)

(thegridchicago.com)

First of all…what would we be paying cover for? Nothing! Okay, so I was getting into a restaurant/bar with no live music or drink/food deals at 2pm on a Saturday…wow, really grateful for THAT. Then, to have the gall while I am still getting settled to tell me coat check was mandatory (and not saying that upfront in advance, or at the door) and that absolutely nothing was provided for customers on appreciation day? Yeah, they were really grateful I was there, I’m sure.

Final thoughts: Boring, horrid and unbelievably and awfully dull, with no appreciation for its customers, The Grid can remain off your grid forever and for all eternity. Skip, tell your friends to skip it, and let’s make sure they never darken another afternoon again!

The Burwood Tap

WHAT: The Burwood Tap (Bar)
WHERE: 724 W. Wrightwood Ave.

OUR RATING: Chance It!

(burwoodtap.com)

(burwoodtap.com)

Living only three blocks away from The Burwood Tap means that you would think we would have visited already for a review. Unfortunately, it was only recently that we set foot in this unknown, woodclad pub. We should have got there sooner to give you the full story.

Claiming to be the oldest neighborhood bar in Lincoln Park (founded in 1933), we certainly saw a dedicated crowd and friendly atmosphere. We think we’re going to have to come back a second time to fully appreciate the bar, but here we go–

(burwoodtap.com)

(burwoodtap.com)

Alicia: Give a girl free popcorn, free pool, a cozy aesthetic and some fun, intimate but low key lighting and you have her hooked. I may not be a fan of The Burwood Tap’s top-40 and pretty loud music selection or their numerous sports-on-TV screens, but you surprisingly don’t have to be a sports-loving DePaul frat boy to enjoy this place. Sure, there’s a lot of them here, but when a group of a few dozen current students and alumni from Geek-central University of Chicago can feel at home at this locale neighborhood bar, you can pretty much be anyone to come here. But you’ll definitely have to be in the mood to really try when socializing with others, as the music is pretty darn-loud (but then again, I’ve been to much louder spots in Wrigleyville, by far).

(burwoodtap.com)

(burwoodtap.com)

Adam: The Burwood Tap has a lot of pros: the previously mentioned free pool and popcorn, the friendly staff and a lovely interior. Unfortunately, certain aspects did not sit well with me, though they would have probably been tolerated by others. Drink prices were quite steep ($8 for a (small) Guinness draft) and bar staff, while attentive, took time chatting to patrons while fixing my pint (not a pint, by the way). I like efficient service with minimal time wasted. She was quite lucky I gave her the dollar tip at the end, but I felt that her convivial demeanor probably deserved a token of appreciation.

(burwoodtap.com)

(burwoodtap.com)

Other than this though, I thought this bar was pleasant and classic, and I’m sure that with frequent attendance a good relationship could be built with both patrons and staff. I’d come back for the drink specials and free buffet, but perhaps only order a domestic draft next time.

(burwoodtap.com)

(burwoodtap.com)

Final thoughts: We’ll definitely want to come back here on a Monday-Thursday night for a free buffet, and to check out their acclaimed Wednesday trivia night, but this may not be the best weekend-night out. You might be safer trying out a more well-known location, but the adventurous can experience Lincoln Park at its most authentic at this local little spot.

The Map Room

WHAT: The Map Room (Bar/Beer Garden)
WHERE: 1949 N. Hoyne Ave.

OUR RATING: Do it!

(maproom.com)

(maproom.com)

Buried treasure isn’t exactly what one is looking for in a city (although it’s always nice to find). The Map Room in Bucktown not only allowed us to uncover a full treasure chest’s of world beers, but also immerse ourselves in the experience of exploration, right down to the cartography on the walls and the National Geographics on the shelves.

With over 200 brands of beer and 36 brewing styles, The Map Room can seem a bit daunting. But, never fear, your trusty menu is here, and choosing anything from it is sure to land you on some far off tropical land, or at least on the galleon traveling there.

(maproom.com)

(maproom.com)

Once you’ve settled down to your cozy nautical table, you’ve got a lot of choices on your hands, so we’ve picked some brews for you to start out with. Grab your library card folks, ‘cause you’re about to journey through the Land of Adventure (if you don’t know what we’re talking about see here):

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(lindemans.be)

Lindemans Framboise (Horror) Dr. Jekyll would surely approve of this exceedingly sweet, raspberry lambic of a potion. If you’ve never had a fruit beer before, the experience could be overpowering. Yet, its sweetness lends to its uniqueness and, at $7, it is decently priced for such an exotic beer.

(Flickr, courtesy of @joefoodie)

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Arcadia Starboard Stout (Adventure) Pirates are known for their strong brews and lust for treasure. This little gem comes in a 20 oz glass for only $6, so you can save your own treasure and experience the seven seas. An oatmeal stout with dark, smooth notes, a hint of chocolate and a dry finish, Starboard Stout is a meal unto itself and fully fortifies you for a night of swashbuckling.

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(newhollandbrew.com)

New Holland Dragon’s Milk (Fantasy) All we can say is Whoopi!  Dragon’s Milk might as well have come from the real thing, and its deep red colouring and oaky flavour are reminiscent of the perfumed aromas around King Arthur’s Round Table. Definitely worth your while even at the rather steep $7 for 10 oz. Since dragons are extinct, this is a bargain.

(maproom.com)

(maproom.com)

Despite a plethora of bottled beers on the wall, we highly suggest you go draft with their 26 taps, or try their cask-conditioned ale on handpump which rotates at least once a week. A note of import: the proper glass is always used for each style.

But if beer really isn’t your thing (even one of their gluten-free beers), their full-service bar also includes ciders, mead and the rest of the alcohol crew. The bar is cash only, so be sure to bring some bills.

(maproom.com)

(maproom.com)

Rally your crew, grab your grog, and thumb through the Nat Geos to plan your next expedition upon the high seas. We know one thing for sure: you’ll leave in high spirits.

P.S. Every month or so you can walk the plank with brewmaster Greg Brown of Mickey Finn’s Brewery at The Map Room’s Beer School. For about $25 you can join fellow classmates and study a few beers, from what you’re tasting and smelling down to the ingredients and processes that are informing those very same flavors and aromas.

LUXBAR & TGACC Cheese Salon

WHAT: Cheese Salon
WHEN: Monday, December 3rd, 2012 – 7 PM to 9 PM
WHERE: LUXBAR (18 E. Bellevue, Chicago)
HOST: LUXBAR and The Great American Cheese Collection

OUR RATING: Chance It!

This week’s Cheese Salon, held at LUXBAR in the Gold Coast neighborhood, featured a wide array of cheeses from Zingerman’s Creamery of Ann Arbor, Ludwig Creamery of Fithian, and Capri Goat Cheeses. A wine selection and tasting was also available from Fox Valley Winery.

We proceeded to LUXBAR dead on-time at 7 pm for the opening of the cheese tasting, thinking that we would be some of the first individuals to arrive, after our experiences at several similar events. Unusually, the cheese tasting area, cut off from the main restaurant, was already swarming with patrons. This was probably due to the complete lack of a guest list, even though the event was RSVP only. But, for now, more about LUXBAR.
–(photo courtesy of LUXBAR.com)

The restaurant is a strange one in the Gold Coast. Possessing the air of a simple bar that has been jazzed up, it has a lively atmosphere that would probably not be conducive to conversation. While we cannot speak for the food (although the plates that came out of the kitchen seemed large and certainly looked delicious), the ambience seemed extremely confused: were we in a sports bar, or a high end restaurant? Ordinarily, we would not mind such a contradiction. However, had we wanted to frequent a sports bar, we would have simply headed north to Wrigleyville for cheaper drinks and more laughs. There is no point of combining these types of food genres unless you are offering something really special, such as a molecular gastronomic take on sports bar food. From a cursory glance at the menu, LUXBAR seemed to be offering American food with a slight European twist, at decidedly European prices. Your typical Streeterville locale.

The entire experience of cheese tasting was highly frenetic and disorderly–perhaps not the kind of mood you want to create for a cheese tasting. The very fact that we saw a patron nearly trip over an elderly wheelchair user and not so much as say sorry, perhaps best illustrates this sardine-tin of a venue. There were tables of cheese on both sides, leading patrons ultimately to a dead end of occupied dinner tables only a few feet away. Talk about a road-block.

What added to the chaotic frenzy of it all were the few servers who attempted to zig-zag their way through the crowd with plates of appetizers from LUXBAR’s Chef Michael, which featured a few of the cheeses being sold at the event. As per usual, patrons of the event swarmed the servers like flies, and the food disappeared from the serving platters within seconds. That’s not to say we weren’t able to try any of them – we tend to know how to manipulate our way to food pretty well. Unfortunately, while we were able to sample all three of the appetizers, it was rather impossible to hear the servers’ explanations of the dishes and what cheeses they featured.

The first of the appetizers that were brought out were grilled cheese sandwiches on a pretzel bun, featuring a soft but pungent white cheese, most likely made with cow’s milk. The cheese was complimented nicely by sour pickles embedded deep within the sandwich. Next came mini potato skins featuring one of the gorgonzolas from the event. Honestly, your typical stuffed potato skin, which would have served well from the addition of chives. Finally, Alicia was able to sample fried trotter topped with Dijon mustard on top a bed of raw squash salad with what was probably a light goat cheese. Delicious! Although not a pork fan in the least, the pork was tender and matched well with the texture and spice of the mustard. The cheese…well let’s just say you wouldn’t have guessed the dish was composed of any.
Image–Giles Schnierle of the Great American Cheese Collection (photo by Leah A. Zeldes).

Now, for the cheeses. After trying all cheese, but perhaps five from an unmarked table that was so swamped one could not even attempt to approach it for fear of injury, we can conclude that all of the kerfuffle of the place was worth it for some of these little gems.

We started with some delicious salt-bathed goat and cow cheese from Ludwig Creamery. Following this, we took a sampling of perhaps Adam’s favorite cheese of the night, a beautiful gorgonzola from Westfield Farms. Nutty and tart, this delightful cheese was a welcome start to the evening.

We then decided that wetting our whistles was necessary after all that salty cheese. We tried three wines from Fox Valley Winery: their rose, a riesling and a cabernet sauvignon. The rose was perhaps the best wine on offer. Very dry, it was akin to Spanish rose, it had distinctive notes of pineapple and a crisp finish. Refreshing! The Riesling, on the other hand, left quite a lot to be desired. To be perfectly frank, Riesling should only really be called such if grown in the Rhine region, but it was more than semantics that dissatisfied us. Unbearably sweet would be our summary of this wine. Similarly, the cabernet sauvignon was far too full-bodied and one could literally detect the notes of sulfites, although this is only our opinion. Definitely, try the rose, but steer clear of the other two.

We then moved on to try the Capri goat cheeses of Westfield Farms. While the blue was rather unremarkable (and perhaps a little too hefty with the blue mold), the chocolate goat cheese was an experience we would repeat. Cocoa infused and very unusual, one could see it well suited to a canapé selection. It’s the chocolate that hits you first, but then just as you think the cheese has left your tastebuds and been swallowed away, the cheese hits you, and you’re left reminded that you haven’t just consumed a piece of chocolate.

Finally, it was onto the main event: the Zingerman cheeses. We tried at least 5 different varieties. First were 3 varieties of the Little Napoleon cheese (goat). We were served the one week, two week and one month varieties. As expected, the younger the cheese, the softer, but they all tasted practically the same. Our biggest criticism here is the propensity for creameries to oversell their products. The cheese took 1-4 weeks to make, they’re not that amazing and they’re probably not worth your money, though you would never know it from how excited the salesperson was. Another type, Bridgeport (cow and black peppercorns), we would highly recommend and suspect would go very well with oatcakes. The final cheese, a Great Lakes Cheshire was alright, but frankly does not hold a candle to the Cheshire cheese of Cheshire proper (again, please don’t use these words incorrectly: if it doesn’t come from Cheshire, it’s not a Cheshire cheese!)

Overall, we would recommend future events of this type at LUXBAR only with caution. By all means, go for the cheese, but expect it to be crowded and loud.

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